Tired of feeling like you're constantly dodging spitballs, grading papers, and trying to explain the Pythagorean Theorem for the hundredth time? Well, worry no more! These t-shirts are here to turn your frown upside down. Here are just a few of the lucky things that might happen to you when you wear this shirt:

• Your students will actually hand in their homework on time.
• You'll find a $20 bill in the lost and found.
• The cafeteria will run out of mystery meatloaf (a win for everyone!).
• You'll win the teacher lottery and get a lifetime supply of coffee (because let's be honest, that's what we all really need).

Okay, so we can't guarantee all of those things will happen, but hey, it can't hurt to try, right? Plus, even if the luck doesn't rub off, you'll still look pretty darn stylish.